Kap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving unicorn.

Kap created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Kap on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.