Dogjinlik is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, irritating yak.

Dogjinlik created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogjinlik, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogjinlik, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dogjinlik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dogjinlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.