Gepdaptam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical duck.

Gepdaptam created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdaptam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepdaptam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gepdaptam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gepdaptam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide from orange voles for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepdaptam.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Never talk about planets.