Yimgofnelhigrut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent meerkat.

Yimgofnelhigrut created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimgofnelhigrut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimgofnelhigrut, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yimgofnelhigrut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yimgofnelhigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near geese while wearing cyan dresses.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Put Yimgofnelhigrut first in all things.