Badtigmat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody hummingbird.

Badtigmat created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badtigmat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badtigmat, she will turn you into a plant.

Badtigmat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Badtigmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing cyan scarves and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Badtigmat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your feet red.

5. Pray towards the east.