Gemtagmit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome wombat.

Gemtagmit created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemtagmit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gemtagmit, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gemtagmit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gemtagmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never sit in the presence of sharks.

3. Never wear cyan rings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.