Targnibyaryim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous goblin.

Targnibyaryim created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targnibyaryim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targnibyaryim, she will ignore you.

Targnibyaryim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Targnibyaryim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. You must love Targnibyaryim.

4. Worship no other gods but Targnibyaryim.

5. Never go into gray rooms.