Dinyokrat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable bird.

Dinyokrat created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinyokrat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dinyokrat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dinyokrat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dinyokrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to doves while wearing orange scarves.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. You must love Dinyokrat.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinyokrat.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.