Likbitced is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable crocodile.

Likbitced created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbitced, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Likbitced, she will cry a lot.

Likbitced's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Likbitced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.