Arnfumwan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient lion.

Arnfumwan created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Arnfumwan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arnfumwan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Arnfumwan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Arnfumwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Arnfumwan on top of important buildings.