Gudbapliping is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful tortoise.

Gudbapliping created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbapliping, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudbapliping, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gudbapliping's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gudbapliping's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gudbapliping first in all things.

2. Never think ill of sick turtles.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Gudbapliping must be the most important thing in your life.