Rigcarbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic wren.

Rigcarbin created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Rigcarbin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rigcarbin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rigcarbin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rigcarbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.