Ranflystan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, slow rhinoceros.

Ranflystan created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranflystan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranflystan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ranflystan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ranflystan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never think about chromosomes.