Sanloopxen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, loving frog.

Sanloopxen created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanloopxen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sanloopxen, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sanloopxen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sanloopxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.