Likdibfigjiglim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful deer.

Likdibfigjiglim created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likdibfigjiglim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Likdibfigjiglim, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Likdibfigjiglim's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Likdibfigjiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to hamsters while wearing cyan scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.