Bellgenran is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent clam.

Bellgenran created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellgenran, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellgenran, he will manifest in front of you.

Bellgenran's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bellgenran's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about archaea.