Davbutbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional otter.

Davbutbug created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davbutbug, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Davbutbug, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Davbutbug's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Davbutbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide if five pigs approach from the west.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never jump in the presence of birds.