Jankindut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless dragonfly.

Jankindut created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jankindut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jankindut, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jankindut's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jankindut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear white ear rings.

5. Never look in ponds.