Dudgumrillcanjabgen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish naga.

Dudgumrillcanjabgen created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudgumrillcanjabgen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dudgumrillcanjabgen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dudgumrillcanjabgen's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dudgumrillcanjabgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Dudgumrillcanjabgen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Learn six new languages a year.