Midbopnurlmip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, amazing bee.

Midbopnurlmip created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbopnurlmip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Midbopnurlmip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Midbopnurlmip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Midbopnurlmip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your feet turquoise.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.