Kadweetar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, confident crane.

Kadweetar created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadweetar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kadweetar, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kadweetar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kadweetar's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Run away from fawn pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.