Homxenlik is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying hydra.

Homxenlik created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homxenlik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Homxenlik, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Homxenlik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Homxenlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Homxenlik's priests.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to horses while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not jump in public.