Quillcanrow is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, confident mink.

Quillcanrow created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Quillcanrow, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillcanrow, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quillcanrow's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Quillcanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Always help nematodes.