Sterlogtin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, strong raven.

Sterlogtin created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterlogtin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sterlogtin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sterlogtin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Sterlogtin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet swans for they are unholy.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Never feed peanuts to frogs while wearing pink shoes.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near geese while wearing magenta shorts and balancing nine tin spheres on your neck.