Ragratcan Rowhanstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage squid.

Ragratcan Rowhanstrag created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ragratcan Rowhanstrag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragratcan Rowhanstrag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ragratcan Rowhanstrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ragratcan Rowhanstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never hop in the presence of turtles.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.