Flisrenmumtaddisslibwan Gupvinsan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, boastful dragon.

Flisrenmumtaddisslibwan Gupvinsan created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisrenmumtaddisslibwan Gupvinsan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flisrenmumtaddisslibwan Gupvinsan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flisrenmumtaddisslibwan Gupvinsan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flisrenmumtaddisslibwan Gupvinsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near pigs while wearing cyan coats and balancing nine silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Flisrenmumtaddisslibwan Gupvinsan's name in vain.