Xinnellaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy lobster.

Xinnellaf created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinnellaf, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xinnellaf, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xinnellaf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Xinnellaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near swans while wearing cyan stockings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Never eat onions.