Tanflisvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing fish.

Tanflisvog created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanflisvog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tanflisvog, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tanflisvog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tanflisvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Tanflisvog six times a day.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.