Sanbegvag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow jellyfish.

Sanbegvag created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sanbegvag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sanbegvag, it will destroy your home planet.

Sanbegvag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sanbegvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Worship no other gods but Sanbegvag.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not listen to music.