Kadgomrag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unfair wyrm.

Kadgomrag created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadgomrag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadgomrag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Kadgomrag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kadgomrag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Kadgomrag on top of important buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Kadgomrag first in all things.