Abnatlog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring clam.

Abnatlog created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abnatlog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Abnatlog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Abnatlog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Abnatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near whales while wearing violet kilts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your feet.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing white shoes.

5. Always look after injured voles.