Fadkonlid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent weasel.

Fadkonlid created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadkonlid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadkonlid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fadkonlid's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fadkonlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Put Fadkonlid first in all things.

5. Always take life seriously.