Bafnanlib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, slow weasel.

Bafnanlib created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Bafnanlib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bafnanlib, she will turn you into a worm.

Bafnanlib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bafnanlib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bafnanlib.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing mauve jumpers.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.