Donhithak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical capybara.

Donhithak created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donhithak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Donhithak, it will not invite you to parties.

Donhithak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Donhithak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Put Donhithak first in all things.