Titlipham is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical donkey.

Titlipham created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Titlipham, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Titlipham, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Titlipham's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Titlipham's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Do not stand on grass.