Kopdinstik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciful camel.

Kopdinstik created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopdinstik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kopdinstik, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kopdinstik's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kopdinstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must love Kopdinstik.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never sing in the presence of cats.