Zagkanflam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing raccoon.

Zagkanflam created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagkanflam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zagkanflam, it will turn you into a puffin.

Zagkanflam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Zagkanflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Zagkanflam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never think about special relativity.