Komhencat Baftafgod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak horse.

Komhencat Baftafgod created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komhencat Baftafgod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Komhencat Baftafgod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Komhencat Baftafgod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Komhencat Baftafgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never feed carrots to aardvarks while wearing gray shorts.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.