Rillingfomnil Madcettim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing fish.

Rillingfomnil Madcettim created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillingfomnil Madcettim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rillingfomnil Madcettim, it will manifest in front of you.

Rillingfomnil Madcettim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rillingfomnil Madcettim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Rillingfomnil Madcettim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Always stare at clouds.