Bemcenbad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty snake.

Bemcenbad created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemcenbad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bemcenbad, he will come to you in dreams.

Bemcenbad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bemcenbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Worship no other gods but Bemcenbad.

5. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Bemcenbad on top of important buildings.