Kemcitcim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered tortoise.

Kemcitcim created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemcitcim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kemcitcim, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kemcitcim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kemcitcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.