Cipsoghinhog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable crocodile.

Cipsoghinhog created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Cipsoghinhog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipsoghinhog, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cipsoghinhog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cipsoghinhog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cipsoghinhog.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cipsoghinhog on top of all buildings.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.