Sugstragdadflowhivagzimrul is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful giraffe.

Sugstragdadflowhivagzimrul created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugstragdadflowhivagzimrul, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sugstragdadflowhivagzimrul, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sugstragdadflowhivagzimrul's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sugstragdadflowhivagzimrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. You must love Sugstragdadflowhivagzimrul.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Retreat if six otters approach from the north.

5. Never chant in holy places.