Buglarpsab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent goat.

Buglarpsab created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buglarpsab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Buglarpsab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Buglarpsab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Buglarpsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never chant near foxes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed figs to bats while wearing rings.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.