Lit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sapient jaguar.

Lit created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lit, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Lit loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never paint your chest pink.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.