Wigkaryoksak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Wigkaryoksak created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Wigkaryoksak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wigkaryoksak, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wigkaryoksak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wigkaryoksak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Wigkaryoksak loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Worship no other gods but Wigkaryoksak.

4. Wigkaryoksak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look in ponds.