Cennurshav Vonrutnull is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional goblin.

Cennurshav Vonrutnull created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cennurshav Vonrutnull, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cennurshav Vonrutnull, he will turn you into a mole.

Cennurshav Vonrutnull's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cennurshav Vonrutnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. You must pray to Cennurshav Vonrutnull nine times a day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.