Pibtippaghinpogligcum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, conceited goose.

Pibtippaghinpogligcum created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibtippaghinpogligcum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pibtippaghinpogligcum, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pibtippaghinpogligcum's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pibtippaghinpogligcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pibtippaghinpogligcum.