Flisortvenyik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage fish.

Flisortvenyik created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisortvenyik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flisortvenyik, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flisortvenyik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flisortvenyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed turnips to snakes while wearing white scarves.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.