Kipgubnutteentarphatjip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless wren.

Kipgubnutteentarphatjip created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipgubnutteentarphatjip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kipgubnutteentarphatjip, it will curse you with boils.

Kipgubnutteentarphatjip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kipgubnutteentarphatjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kipgubnutteentarphatjip's name in vain.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Do not eat beans.